Wife simulator
Every vital element that demands skillful handling has a simulator. Expensive planes like a passenger jet, which carries a large number of passengers who sue for damages in the event of any accident, have simulators. The pilots, despite their commercial licenses, their vast experience in different types of aircraft and the amount of flight hours they logged, go through a detailed simulator course before flying the plane.
The simulator provides all kinds of situations and emergencies ranging from minor air turbulence to total engine failure. The pilot learns to correctly handle all possible contingencies. At the end of the training, you qualify and earn a certificate of proficiency provided you show satisfactory reflexes, responses, and prescribed reaction time. Air Force Pilots also train to attack, counterattack, and dodge enemy planes and missiles.
Similarly, ship officers, who carry out surveillance from the captain in command, also go through a simulator to handle all emergencies and learn various aspects of ship handling. Even naval officers, who take immense pride in handling any warship under any circumstance, train in a simulator. Today simulators have become standard equipment every time a ship or airplane is designed and built. The stakes have become extremely high and ships with their cargo or missile systems cost a fortune; even a small error in judgment can cost millions.
The spaceship simulator is even more complicated as it trains astronauts in conditions ranging from negative gravity to many Gs. Astronauts even go through toilet training, since the living conditions on board a spacecraft are completely different.
In short, all professionals, including doctors, lawyers, accountants, and even hairdressers, have licenses or certificates of competence that they proudly display. The only people who carry out their functions without such certificates are politicians and husbands. Since politicians are a law unto themselves, this article is about husbands.
The same staff trained almost perfectly to handle complicated and expensive leviathans turns into a mess while handling their own wives. This failure on the home front is not limited to just those trained in simulators and has unfortunately spread among all men of different vocations. Many marriages end in divorce and the interpersonal relationship between husband and wife is becoming increasingly strained in most cases. Gone are the days when couples got married and lived happily ever after.
Women are becoming more articulate and raucous to the point of making a WIFE BILL OF RIGHTS.
It would be naive to dismiss such demands from wives as insignificant. In today’s changing situation, marriages are forever, as divorces, in addition to being messy, are terribly expensive and destroy children’s lives. The threat of terrible AIDS keeps man confined to one partner. Changing partners frequently and multiple marriages happen.
The need of the moment is to preserve the marriage at all costs, weather many storms, and handle all kinds of situations with consummate poise and finesse. Unfortunately, not all men are endowed with such abilities and hence the need for some special training for all husbands.
There can be no better training than a wife simulator that will provide the many responses of the wife in all different situations in different places. If a man is trained, in practical intelligence, to hit the right switches at the right time, give the right answer, speak the right words at the right time, and handle his wife deftly, he has a much better chance of navigating. his way through the bumpy roads of married life. You can even live a long time in marital bliss.
Some countries, extrapolating the matter, now insist on reporting blood before marriage. Even in India, where AIDS is rampant, an HIV-negative blood test is mandatory before marriage. The bride’s party should not be criticized if the groom is asked to present a certificate of competence issued after training in the wife simulator.
Designing a wife simulator is no easy task, as women, unlike ships and airplanes, come in numerous sizes, shapes, shades, attitudes, and dispositions. They are more complex than machines. However, technicians, who design fly-by-wire aircraft and other complex machines, can surely be up to the task with the help of computer technicians. India, with a large number of women of caste, creed, cultural and linguistic diversity, can provide a vast database.
This proposal to create a wife simulator may sound like science fiction today, but it will surely come true soon, as it is becoming increasingly difficult to be a man and a husband today.
Soon, husbands can also ask their girlfriends for a similar certificate of competence issued by the husband simulator before saying “Yes, I do.”