10 Pick Up Lines That Are So Bad They Might Work!

The secret of a good pickup line does not lie in what is said but in the delivery. Okay, if you look like Brad Pitt and/or sound like Sean Connery, it probably doesn’t matter what you say OR how you say it, but considering that most of us don’t have any of these luxuries…

Here’s my take on 10 randomly picked pickup lines that are so stupid and/or bad that if delivered correctly, they just might work!

10 really bad pick up lines that are really effective

Pickup Line #1

There is nothing more pathetic than using notes to prompt and guide you when approaching a girl/guy!

Unless…

Walk towards your intended target (pardon the choice of words) with a note in hand, acting nervous and fumbling for the paper in hand. As he gets closer to her and has her attention, bring the note in her view and read/say

“Hello, can I order 3 honey soy chicken wings, 2 large boiled…oh shit, wrong note! Ummmm…can you excuse me for a second?”

At this point, you should turn around as if you were going to walk away, and then, at the last second, turn around and ask (as nonchalantly as possible), “Can I get you something to drink?”

Pickup Line #2

“I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.”

This pickup line is not only as old as time itself, it’s also almost as boring. It is for this reason that it could work! There’s something cute and sweet about this pick-up line that attracts girls, and whether it’s because the line is clever or because behind it is a “signature moment” waiting to happen is beyond me, but I think It’s a pickup line so bad it just might work!

*Delivery Tip: The more serious you can sound when saying this, the better it will look. Of course, setting the scene so that you can deliver this line without sounding like you’re randomly sharing how drunk you are could be tricky. Ummm, you’re alone there

Pickup Line #3

Sometimes combining common pickup lines to form your own is a great way to make really bad pickup lines work.

“I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance.”

and

“I’m sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine”

Both good pickup lines in their own right, but I doubt they’ll work. How about a combination of the two?

“I’m sorry to say it, but I think you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I noticed you I got distracted and quickly slammed into that wall, spilling my drink, and what little dignity I had left in the process. Consider yourself lucky that I don’t ask for my dignity back… (although between you and me, I haven’t seen it in a while)”

Pickup Line #4

“You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line”

That’s horrible! Did you know? It could work!

Pickup Line #5

“If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”

Yeah! Drowned?! no wait… wait a second… Right now they’re so confused you have them or not but I’d be inclined to say you do 🙂

Pickup Line #6

“Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?”

At first glance, this pickup line is really tacky, but honestly, if that doesn’t make her at least smile, then she’s already dead inside, in which case ‘chloroform’ would be useless anyway!

Pickup Line #7

“How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).”

An oldie but a goodie. So bad that it still works, if delivered correctly and you actually have something else to say after introducing yourself!

Pickup Line #8

“If I told you that you have a great body, would you blame me?”

Now that’s a shocking pickup line. A cheeky attempt at flirtation and an obvious sexual innuendo that tries too hard… But oh, it makes them smile and at least gets you to the front door.

Pickup Line #9

“You are gay? [No] Wow, me neither, let’s have sex.”

The more incredulous your answer to the question, the better it works. You have even more of an impact when you display a jovial nature throughout the whole thing, no doubt dropping any concern that you’re being serious doesn’t help your cause (even though you’re secretly being serious).

Pickup Line #10

“I have this magical watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it’s saying something right now. It says you’re not wearing underwear, is that right?” [No.] “Oh wait, my watch is one hour ahead!”

That’s just stupid! That’s why it will probably work. Again, delivery is important as it definitely depends on a good sense of humor. Show even the slightest sign of being serious and watch him walk away, but report to security on his way out!

There you go ten of the best, I mean the worst, no I mean the best pick up lines to help you approach women and talk to girls.

final thoughts

Remember that it is not what you say, but how you say it, and above all, this is the real meaning behind it. Approach women with good intentions and the respect that is due and no matter how bad your pickup line is, guess what? It just might work!