Special funny female drugs

These fun feminine medications are as follows:

Dami toll

Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 6 hours.

St. Mom’s Kort

It is a plant extract that treats a mother’s depression by rendering preschool children unconscious for up to 2 hours.

Gestrogen empty

Highly effective suppository that eliminates the blues by enhancing the memory of how horrible they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait for them to move out.

Pepto Simbo

Liquid silicone for single women. Increases breast size, lowers intelligence and improves flirting.

Dumerol

When taken with Pepto Simbo, it can cause low IQ and cause music enjoyment.

Flipitork

Increase the life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and pushing other drivers away.

Anti Boytiks

It is very effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on makeup.

Meni-Cillin

It is a powerful antibiotic for older women. Build up resistance to lines like, “You make me want to be a better person … can we get naked now?”

Vuyagra

It is an injectable stimulant. It is usually taken before buying. Increases the duration of the spending spree and potency.

Buy one all

When combined with Vuyagra, it can cause an indiscriminate shopping frenzy so severe that the victim may even go home with a Donny Osmond CD or Anna Nicole Smith exercise video.

Aspirin jack

Relieves the headache caused by a man who cannot remember his birthday, anniversary or phone number or something important.